I got 99 cookies, cause a bi**h ate one...

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

thelindsaytuggey:

ME, AND YOU, AND ZABOOMAFOO!

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs