I got 99 cookies, cause a bi**h ate one...
jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

thisisme-hereiam:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

So dope, I can’t fucking stand it…

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

outernetnotes:

"Just us girls"

Conceited vs. Confidence

simichkagetsfitunf:

cuanonymous:

Conceited

  • “I look better than you.”
  • “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.”
  • “No one can compare to me.”
  • “You should look more like me.”
  • “I’m perfect.”

Confidence

  • “I look good today.”
  • “I’m not ugly.”
  • “I like myself.”
  • “Have to admit, I am cute.”
  • “I’m beautiful the way I am.”

Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit straight.

this. THISS

whatwithscienceandall:

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night

Respect that too